The programmer is the true jokes

1, kill a programmers don't need to use a gun, changed three times demand can

2, programmers decided to practice calligraphy after retirement, so heavily to buy four treasures of the study.One day, the emergent day after a meal, some kind of ink to paper, and point the sandalwood.Back for a moment, splash-ink, picking up solemnly wrote a line of words: hello world!

programmer is the true jokes

3, LiuYiYi said: in fact, my dad is a programmer, my elder sister call lingling, two elder sister call ling, in accordance with three elder sister call ling, my sister called have early.

4, program the ape reading course: introduction to language - x & gt;X language application practice - & gt;High-level programming language - x & gt;Science and art of x language - & gt;The beauty of the programming - & gt;The tao of programming - & gt;The zen of programming - & gt;Cervical spondylosis rehabilitation guide

5, they are also very brave, dare to face gloomy warning, dared to face up to the error of dripping wet, also face the scorn of others.

programmer is the true jokes

and I am a program apes, one day I sat on the side of the road while drinking hard to check the bug, then a beggar sat down on the edge of the I, began to want rice, I think his poor, gave him a dollar, then debug the program.He might have boring business is not good, and see what I'm doing, then after a while, he said faint, there is missing a semicolon...A semicolon...A semicolon...

7 after retirement, a programmer decided to practice calligraphy, so heavily to buy four treasures of the study.One day, the emergent day after a meal, some kind of ink to paper, and point and sandalwood.Back for a moment, splash-ink, picking up solemnly wrote a line of words: hello world!

8, IT is too hard, want to change a line?"" hit the Enter key."

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